"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
12/19/2018 at 13:13 • Filed to: It's Funny Because It's True, shitpost, shitposting | 6 | 9 |
facw
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 13:26 | 0 |
My UPS tracking is definitely not that good. On truck for delivery at 6AM with delivery by end of day.
Does remind me of how annoying UPS was at my old apartment, they’d deliver things (including perishable items sent overnight) to the leasing office, after the office officially closed, making it “delivered” but impossible to actually pick up until the next day, unless you camped out in the office, and even then I missed them a couple of times.
arl
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 13:32 | 1 |
Siri is listening . I know she is. And she’s talking to Facebook. Only reasonable answer for the spooky ads that show up for crap I was talking to my wife about.
gettingoldercarguy
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 13:32 | 1 |
FedEx every time over UPS. USPS is far underrated for delivery.
RallyWrench
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 13:38 | 3 |
Bob, pictured:
nerd_racing
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 13:53 | 0 |
I do want the Breville toaster oven that also broils, convection bakes, slow cooks, dehydrates, and air fries. I’d rarely use my oven anymore.
Ash78, voting early and often
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 14:12 | 1 |
DHL
: Your package shipped four
day
late
and is now located in Ulanbataar, Tennessee. Please visit the location between the hours of 2pm and 4pm on weekdays to receive your package.
Kiltedpadre
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/19/2018 at 16:26 | 2 |
For me it’s more like:
FedEx: We saw you standing in your living room staring out the front window but instead of actually delivering the package we stuck a sticker on your door claiming we attempted to deliver it but no one was home.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
12/20/2018 at 06:51 | 0 |
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Ash78, voting early and often
12/20/2018 at 06:52 | 0 |
still a better service than Australia Post
(not sarcasm)